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 Post subject: Rivs Application
PostPosted: Wed Aug 24, 2011 8:17 am  
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Well since you guys don't have a guild app that I saw I'll make my own.

Name: River

Toon Name : Usually something with Riv in it, except my two main toons Mage is Frostscourge, and Pally is FrostedOrbs.

Class/Level : Thinking of moving my Pally here, Prot Pally 85/Ilevel 353. Otherwise I'll be starting a fresh alt, thinking a huntard, rogue, maybe even a warlock.

Why do you want to join the guild?
I'm here to see the donkey show.

What can you contribute to the guild?
I bring nothing to the table

What are your qualiifications?
Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?

Tell us a little bit about yourself?
I'm addicted to porn.

Are you willing to Raid?
The Fridge hellz yes.

Tell us about your history with WoW?

Well I started in 2004 beta, then I got into raiding when Molten Core came out, and when Ragnaros first popped out screaming "Too Soon Executus" I was hooked. After that went to BWL, AQ, and the Burning Crusade came out, and we hit stuff like Void Walker, and Gruul. Then came Wrath where I lived in ICC ALOT.

What are you looking for from a guild?
People to hold my HUGE E-PEEN.

Any other questions or comments?
Yea what is your guys thought on naked raiding? I am also a blogger, My blog is http://highlatencylife.com/
It's just a porn site where I write my blogs. LOL!
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 Post subject: Re: Rivs Application
PostPosted: Wed Aug 24, 2011 8:56 am  
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I'm here to see the donkey show


Sorry that show is sold out. We have a nice new show with a canibal dog and a pony.

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What can you contribute to the guild?
I bring nothing to the table


Well...that is the truth.

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What are you looking for from a guild?
People to hold my HUGE E-PEEN.


There's no microscope powerful enough to find your peen as far as i know.

Great app.

I'll vouch for Riv (tho that might not work in your favor lol).
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 Post subject: Re: Rivs Application
PostPosted: Wed Aug 24, 2011 8:59 am  
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Just find someone in the guild to give you an invite when you roll on Azuremyst. Please keep hands and feet inside the trolley at all times and refrain from using flash photography.
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 Post subject: Re: Rivs Application
PostPosted: Wed Aug 24, 2011 9:10 am  
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Bloggers have cooties.
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 Post subject: Re: Rivs Application
PostPosted: Wed Aug 24, 2011 9:20 am  
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I'm addicted to porn.


Please elaborate, porn is such a broad topic

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Yea what is your guys thought on naked raiding?


I'm a big advocate of tanking without pants to promote raid awareness.

also..... bwhahahahaha! More pally tanks!!!!! More I tell you!
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 Post subject: Re: Rivs Application
PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 7:06 am  
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We're made in China off an assembly line.
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 Post subject: Re: Rivs Application
PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 7:38 am  
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Tell us a little bit about yourself?
I'm addicted to porn.
[Citation Needed]
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